Monday, July 26, 2004

Memo to all students:

To: All Students!

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work andproductivity from students, it will be our policy to keep allstudents well taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGHINTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.).
We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on thecourse, please see your lecturer.

You will be immediately placedat the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our lecturers are especiallyskilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Students who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed inDEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have togo to

EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.).

Since ourlecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated,
they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching others.
We can add your name to our

BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURELIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).

For students who are intending to pursue a career in managementandconsulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIALOPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.).

This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.If you have further questions,
please direct them to our HEAD OFTEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

 Thank You for your time.

Sincerely,The Director Under the Michigan Bureau of Super High IntensityTeaching.
 (The D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T.)


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